GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene. And